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The Album: Bulldogs and Barnacles

by Mineral Hill

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1.
20 Pound Ted 03:54
Old Ted, the 20-pound trout He played a mean banjo, sang Johnny, I want my liver back and put bullets in the Bible They fetishize disaster we demonize distress Ted said If you make your misery rhyme it’ll hurt a whole lot less The prisoners grow coarse so do those who participate Jailers & witnesses stay mum til it’s too late It's curious living at the end of the world when the oligarchs decide We all break into tiny pieces The plutocracy divides In the fields of wild arugula lie the bones of a blue-eyed dog It’s harder to ignore the mores than it is to defy the law
2.
52 Blue 03:31
She is a large whale Saltwater Clydesdale The stuff of folktales, but this is true In the north Pacific to be specific Is a terrificly lonely whale She’s called the 52 hertz whale because of her off-key song The other whales don’t get her She’ll never belong You see most whale calls are dull and banal Predictable and bland But this whale’s song she does it all wrong she’s had a life-long, fear of being misunderstood The blue whale, 10-39 Hz The fin whale, 20 Hz Our whale, 52 Hz Since 1989 we hear her weeping in the brine a one-whale chorus line the loneliest whale in the world
3.
Bulldogs & Barnacles Swordfish & cheese Lampreys & lavender Box springs & bees Rutabagas & soda pop Clarinets & cats Rhubarb & razor burn Trombones & bats CHORUS That’s how we fit together, We’re both odd company but that doesn’t change a thing, It’s just you, for me Eggplants & banana fish Osprey & eels Barbeque & barbiturates Perverts & seals Man-o-wars and marmalade Sasquatch & spam Unicorns & potato chips Starfish & jam CHORUS Chorus and Verse simultaneously
4.
Damage Done 05:33
Our love was soaked in rum, your heart swimming in your chest But we weren't down in Cuba and you know nobody's free You can move to a new country, learn to speak again But you can’t just escape the damage done The heat burned off our sins and the rain it washed us clean But the memory clings like a ghost that won’t let go Every man selling his wares shouts out a different call And you can’t just escape the damage done You can’t just escape the damage done You played a sweet melody, repeated in my head But with the sweet came sour In the things you did and said The earth it shook and the fireworks, stars shooting in the sky And you can’t just escape the damage done
5.
Why won’t you believe me, Half the time I’m telling the truth You can be my Lincoln, I will be your John Wilkes Booth I may be a train wreck I might be bizarre… But you can still warm your cockles On a dumpster fire CHORUS What if my fear of Pain keeps me from Loving all the way All those brilliant Colors, lamely fade to Gray There’s got to be more to life, she said The grandeur, and the kink I said, darlin’, that’s beautiful, Let’s sleep all day, then drink I get to work, I start to cry, I whimper and I sweat It's almost like I wonder, how fucked up can I get CHORUS I will be your scapegoat I will be your dog But. If. You. Want. Intimacy You can read my blog
6.
The center of our galaxy, hollow as a soul Stars are born and die there, a murder of black holes We are the only bad guys The demons and deranged Pinwheel spinning in the graveyard, barometer’s unchained We celebrate and suffer, But here’s the big reveal You don’t need faith For something that’s real A chained-up alcoholic dog, barking at the moon Drinking for transcendence But he always dies too soon She took a bunch of shit from me, she stole the whole damn show physical and metaphysical, I was too dumb to know We consummate, we criticize But here’s the big reveal, You don’t need faith for something that’s real We are an infestation We’ve overflowed the banks We bring the great extinction Wail, Rage, Dance Paradise and paradox But here’s the big reveal: You don’t need faith For something that’s real We celebrate and suffer But here’s the big reveal: You don’t need faith For something that’s real
7.
Quietly, seeking annihilation Life’s tangy, for, a moment – then forgotten Why is she, in love with me Can’t she see, that I am rotten <CHORUS> Her life, is, vast, her, life, is, small The moonlight on the water, is gleaming The years, they pass, in no, time, at, all (The) meaning of life is to give, your life meaning A little man, lives alone, in a cabin, in the woods On his birthday, he feeds ducks, in a tuxedo [break] He’s extraordinarily attuned, to the comings, and the goings Of the ice, and the geese, and the light -- and the mosquitos <CHORUS> (So) many dreams, in the hallways of a vast hotel (What I'm) trying, to reach, consistently -- is you [break] My holy land, is my grandmother's kitchen (With) baloney, & Velveeta, on white bread, she said I love you CHORUS Look for the danger, and risk, in each, situation Then let us, proceed, without, hesitation Destiny, she, laughs, at, me Such beautiful nonsense is self, immolation CHORUS
8.
Dirt You can start with this one thing Or something brown and dry to provide the carbon But it’s not the only thing…. Then come scraps of food Something colorful and gooey Or something green like leaves That will add some nitrogen But that’s not the only thing… CHORUS This is an ode to compost You can make it at your house You can do it with your family You can make some with your spouse This is an ode to compost Your garden veggies will agree If you want soil that’s dark and moist Then listen carefully Air Cuz even compost needs to breathe It needs some oxygen For the decomposition But it’s not the only thing Water Some call it H2O In just the right amount Will keep the party going And going CHORUS Worms You make it so much better With your squirmy little dance You make composting a party You make composting romance Poop From the horses or the cows From the chickens or the piggies Team up with microorganisms There are so many CHORUS
9.
Yo Adrian 05:20
There I was in the back alley behind the bar smoking cigarettes smelling dumpster smells crying over you There he was with a shopping cart he saw me there through chain link fence smoking cigarettes crying over you He yelled yo girl are you okay? you can call me rocky yo that’s my name I could see the ghosts of gloves on his hands CHORUS Yo Adrian, yo Adrian, where are you tonight are you worrying? Yo Adrian, yo Adrian He gripped the chain link as we talked said he had olympic metals and all he wore an old wool sweater and a stocking cap I could see him running those famous stairs in Philadelphia punching at the air his breath like smoke in cold morning mist Yo Adrian, yo Adrian, what did you think when you first saw him? Yo Adrian, yo Adrian How much did those punches hurt? is it worth it now that your brain is shot can you teach me how to make it through this life and how did you know she was the one? she didn’t want you but you fought for her then she loved you fierce and she loved you true how many tears did you cry for him? Yo Adrian, yo Adrian you’ve had your problems and I’ve had mine no more drinks for me at least not tonight cause the crack of dawn is training time Yo Adrian, yo Adrian Yo Adrian, yo Adrian, what did you think when you first saw him? Yo Adrian, yo Adrian
10.
High above the freeway, like God, glaring down With a grimace so majestic, a surly alpha frown You may call him Ronald, you may call him Mr. Bell Me I call him genius, does what he does so well Ron Bell’s Mustache I too have a mustache, but mine is not so neat I brush it, I oil it, and I start to feel complete But then I see his mustache when I’m driving to the mall So majestic and so bushy, and almost 4 feet tall Sir, please don’t sue me, I’m not trying to be snide If I’m hit by a drunk driver, really want you on my side And if you represent me, I hope that I’ll find That when it comes to grooming tips you’re generous and kind Sir before you send my letter, telling me cease and desist if it’s not too much trouble, could you jot a little list I’d like to get some grooming tips, I’d love to get some grooming tips I’d really like some grooming tips, please give me some grooming tips Someday the world as we know it, will come crashing to a halt Sometimes that makes me sad, but that is not Ron Bell’s fault The best that we can hope for, when we are dead and gone is that somewhere in the desert, Ron Bell’s mustache will live on
11.
Providence 03:48

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released December 5, 2019

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Mineral Hill Albuquerque, New Mexico

Mineral Hill was formed in 2017 in Albuquerque to bring light to a dark world in the form of salty Americana. Lauren Addario on drums, Jonathan Mack on guitar, mandolin, banjo, vocals, and bass pedals, John Funkhouser on keyboard, and melodica. Oh, and we all play the kazoo! ... more

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